Old ladies need to stop killing technology

You old ladies at work should just stop trying to pretend you are 14. WTH is up with saying shit like "check you FB, I tagged you in the picture every 5 minutes to each other" and now even joining snapchat and pretending you guys are still relevant in anyways. Noone outside your pathetic little group of old soccer moms cares about how many soccer games your kids are missing or attending. Act your age and just stop embarrassing your children. Seriously Gosh you should try to age gracefully you know. Pleaseeeeee